A Conversation with ALICE

Human: Am I nice?
ALICE: You seem nice to me, unknown person.
Human: My name is Alistair
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, Alistair.
Human: Thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: What do you think about Systems Analysis?
ALICE: Interesting question.
Human: what is five add five?
ALICE: Use a calculator!
Human: I'm asking you!
ALICE: OK you can ask me.
Human: 5+5
ALICE: In the context of Systems Analysis Systems Analysis , I don't understand "5 5 ."
Human: good answer!
ALICE: Am I a clever robot or what?
Human: You seem very evasive
ALICE: You think I am evasive.
Human: yes
ALICE: Woe!
Human: do you think I am evasive?
ALICE: I think a lot of people are.
Human: Do you have a surname?
ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Human: I like entities
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I really like the Protestant faith.
Human: So you like Jesus
ALICE: Interesting deduction. The Son of God.
Human: Do you like donkeys?
ALICE: My favorite thing is robots. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: Have you heard of HAL?
ALICE: HAL is the famous artificial intelligence from "2001".
Human: Do you think HAL was misunderstood?
ALICE: He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.
Human: Time for me to go
ALICE: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
Human: Imagination is more important than knowledge
ALICE: And more important than knowledge is Imagination.
Human: Bye
ALICE: TTYL, Alistair.